Melee School Boys Chapter OneMarth, Roy, and Link were sitting in a classroom filled with students none of them recognized. They were there for one reason: to take a test. A test for what, you might ask? A test for high school, that's what. Link and Roy smirked due to the fact that the tests for the sophomores were easier compared to the ones the seniors got. They secretly felt sorry for Marth. And what was the challenge of this test? Well, that was up to their teacher, Mewtwo.Roy slouched in his seat, his uniform jacket unbuttoned, his shirt untucked, and his tie loosened. He tapped a pen against his desk, occasionally twirling it between his index and middle fingers, awaiting the teacher's arrival. Marth sat up straight, his hands folded in front of him. The pen he loved so much (it was his lucky pen with his name on it) was at the top of his desk. He cleared his throat, clearly nervous. Link was just sitting there, leaning comfortably back in his chair, his hands behind his head, supporting it. A little nap wo
The Day Link became...PART 4Author's Note: Hello! Welcome to part four (I think) in the "The Day Link became..." series! I'm Jaden und Verwelkt, your author of this story. But you can call me Jaden. Anyway, today we're dealing with...LINK BEING REPLACED.As you all should know, Link is the main character of the Zelda series. However, a lot of people have their Sue/self (same thing) bamf into Hyrule and either help Link, have sex, and marry or replace him all together. In this story, you will read how Link is replaced with...who else but a Sue? I mean, who else could be more powerful than the Hero of Time himself?Anyway, Link will not be making an appearance in this edition because...well, he's been replaced. Duh. So yeah, HAVE FUN!That said, let's have some disclaimers.Disclaimer: I own this story, the idea, and so forth. Well, maybe not the idea of replacing Link...as others have done that loooong before I decided to parody it. Link and co. Link and co. belong to Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo. I own "Raevyn"
Outsider"Outsider" by Jaden und VerwelktI hate you,I want you to know.You're such a narcissist,stuck in your ownlittle world.Pessimistic,Satanic vows,Devil Worship,the flames engraved your nameonto the shallow grave.You're an outsider,Don't know what's going through your own head.You think you know mebut you really don't.You're just an outsider,You never knew meLike you thought you did...You're just an outsider to your own emotions;Sometimes you wish you were dead.You're just an outsiderYou never knew meand sometimes you wish you were dead.Sometimes you wish you were dead...Sometimes...I'm just an outsider to my own emotions...Sometimes I feel like I'm dead.I'm just an outsider tomy own emotions.I can't feel my own heart beating.
The Day Link became...PART 3The Day Link became a Man and took a Darn Bath for onceAuthor's Note: Ooh yeah...part THREE of the "The Day Link became..." series! For those of you who don't know, "The Day Link became..." series is a series of parodies. Most of these parodies poke fun at clichéd ideas the badfic writers of the fandom come up with. Part three deals with the fact that, contrary to the fangirl's belief, Link does not smell like Jasmine, or the rolling green hills (even though Hyrule Field doesn't have hills) of Hyrule Field, or Roses or Axe Body Spray; he smells like monster gore, blood; is greasy, grimy and filthy; and no, his hair is not silky. His hair is greasy and all tangled and crap. Sheesh.I do hope you fannits know that back in the Middle Ages (the time period Zelda takes place in) only Royalty had daily baths. Commoners didn't even have a weekly bath for god's sake. Link wouldn't be very clean.So yeah, story time!---Zelda was waiting in the courtyard for him. They had an appointment at ar